Dolly Parton calls the Country Music Crisis Line (part 2)

(continued from last week)

KIM (counselor): Country Music Crisis Line, what is your emergency?
DOLLY PARTON (caller): Jolene,
KIM: Ma’am, this is the Country Music Crisis Line.
PARTON: Jolene,
KIM: I think you may have the wrong number.
KIM: There’s no Jolene here. Maybe I can help you?
PARTON: I’m begging of you, please don’t take my man.
KIM: I wasn’t planning on it, ma’am.
PARTON: Your beauty is beyond compare
KIM: Thank you!
PARTON: With flaming locks of auburn hair
KIM: Oh…um…hold on.
KIM (to Rosie): I think this call is for you.

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