gamer geek stuff – Poetry Crisis Line

In the Presence of Forks

The artificer misheard the instructions….
This knife glows in the presence of forks.

Escargoth created by Andrew Reyes

CULTIST: O, mighty Escargoth, where wert thou when we sacked EscaRome?
SNAIL DEMON ESCARGOTH: Alas, I misread the memo. I was snacking on escarole.

The artificer misread my order…
…and all I got was this warfrogged.