ROSIE (counselor): Poetry Crisis Line, what is your emergency?
BOB DYLAN (caller): How many roads must a man walk down
ROSIE: That depends where he’s going. What does your GPS say?
DYLAN: Before you can call him a man?
ROSIE: Oh. In that case it’s up to you. Would you like me to refer you for gender-affirming voice therapy?
Category: Bob Dylan
Poet’s answer an age-old question: Bob Dylan on why the chicken crossed the road
Happy 80th birthday to Bob Dylan!
How many roads must a chicken cross
Before you can call her a hen?
And what is the reason she crossed that road?
And what did she do then?
The eggs are, my friend, they’re rollin’ in the wind.
The eggs are, they’re rollin in the wind.