The Poetry Crisis Line congratulates Dolly Parton on her recent induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (and apologizes for the rather poor likeness).
KIM (counselor): Country Music Crisis Line, what is your emergency?
DOLLY PARTON (caller): Jolene,
KIM: Ma’am, this is the Country Music Crisis Line.
KIM: I think you may have the wrong number.
PARTON: Jolene, JO-LEE-EE-ENE,
KIM: There’s no Jolene here. Maybe I can help you?
PARTON: I’m begging of you, please don’t take my man.
KIM: I wasn’t planning on it, ma’am.