There’s a new breed of mimic at the pet shop: the duffelganger.
Category: Gods & Monsters
Be Not Afraid
BEHOLDER: Be not afraid.
OFF PANEL: Uh… no thanks?
CAPTION: Public Service Announcement: Not every levitating multi-eyed orb is a biblically accurate angel.
The mighty Escargoth will take your questions now.
Escargoth created by Andrew Reyes
CULTIST: O, mighty Escargoth, where wert thou when we sacked EscaRome?
SNAIL DEMON ESCARGOTH: Alas, I misread the memo. I was snacking on escarole.
Ettin Arcadia Egos
Ettin Arcadia Egos
SCENE: Three teenage ETTINS (2-headed giants) playing games in a video arcade.
ETTIN 1: LEFT HEAD: I got the high score!
RIGHT HEAD: We got the high score.
ETTIN 2: LEFT: I’m unbeatable!
RIGHT: Gonna trounce you, bro.
ETTIN 3: LEFT: I’m the best!
RIGHT: ‘Cept for me.
Ships of Theseus
ANCIENT GREEK PRETEEN #1: I ship Theseus and Ariadne!
ANCIENT GREEK PRETEEN #2: I ship Theseus and Phaedra!
ANCIENT GREEK PRETEEN #3: You should read my Theseus-slash-Minotaur fanfic!
ANCIENT GREEK PRETEENS 1 and 2: It’s a-maze-balls!
Pockets
WOMAN WALKING DUCK: New Pet?
WOMAN WALKING KANGAROO: It has pockets!
Itt’s Pronouns
[unintelligible]*
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*My name is Itt, and my pronouns are he/him.
The Cat of Damocles
Poets answer an age-old question: Why did the chicken cross the road? 11. Seamus Heaney
Poets answer an age-old question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Seamus Heaney:
Husbandry says “Stay safe
on this side of the street.”
But once in a while
a chicken will rise to her feet
(if she’s not met defeat)
and see that the other side
is reachable from here.
Now she comes near.
[Click here to read an excerpt from The Cure at Troy by Seamus Heaney]
Still More Mythical Waterfowl
Still More Mythical Waterfowl
- Duckogriff
- Duck of Earl
- Duckleberry Finn
- Ducktaur
- Plague Ducktaur
- Ducktaur Who