KIM (counselor): Poetry Crisis Line, what is your emergency?
MAHOGANY L. BROWNE (caller): I always took it for granted
KIM: What?
BROWNE: The right to vote.
KIM: I did too until recently. Use it well.
Excerpted from “The 19th Amendment & My Mama” by Mahogany L. Browne
Yeah, we may be kind of political for the next couple of weeks.
CHRIS WALLACE: You will meet two men. One always lies. One sort of tells the truth. I can’t tell you which is which because I work for Fox.
KRISTEN WELKER: [to Wallace] I got this. [to candidates]: Who would your opponent tell me to vote for?
BOTH CANDIDATES: Donald Trump.
WALLACE: I told you they were inscrutable.
WELKER: [serious side-eye]
TRUMP [internal monologue]: Nailed it!
