T.S. Eliot calls the Poetry Crisis Line
Mark Antony calls the Poetry Crisis Line (mark II)
Mark Antony calls the Poetry Crisis Line (version 1)
The Adventures of Anubis and Ammut: Other Feathers
Harry Nilsson calls the Poetry Crisis Lime
From the All-Female Remake of The Hobbit
Elizabeth Barrett Browning calls the Poetry Crisis Line
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Footprints (various authors call the Poetry Crisis Line)
For more on the “Footprints” authorship dispute see here and here.
Also see this analysis from XKCD.
If all poems were limericks: Snake, by D. H. Lawrence
A snake found my watering trough,
and rather than hurry him off
I stood by the brink
and just watched him drink
until he had gotten enough.
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