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10 Reasons Men Get Mad if a Woman Would Rather Meet a Bear
- Thinks it’s a sexual fetish
- Thinks it’s a scatological fetish (does a bear sh*t in the woods?)
- Thinks this meeting could’ve been an email
- Spends hours at the gym to be an alpha male, and now he’s going to have to compete with bears?
- Was traumatized by
a. Grizzly Man
b. Cocaine Bear
c. Paddington Bear
d. Winnie the Pooh
e. All of the above
- A bear broke his heart once, and he doesn’t want anyone else to go through that.
- His ex chose her _____ over him, and he never got over it.
a. Dog
b. Cat
c. Plecostamus
d. Stuffed animals
- A bear ate his Twinkies once, and he never got over it.
- For a being of pure rationality, it hurts when people don’t see your superior wisdom.
- Of course a bear is gonna see her as prey—who wouldn’t?