Poets answer another age-old question
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
13. Edgar Allan Poe
As I waken, quite hung over,
And I shamble to the stove, or
Coffee pot, or other spot
Where I might sit and mull,
I am met with dreadful luck: my
Eyes are in that moment struck by
The harsh illuminations of bulbs! bulbs! bulbs!
BULBS! BULBS!