Congratulations to the late, great Dr. Maya Angelou, written down in history as the first African American woman to appear on U.S. currency.
KIM (counselor): Poetry Crisis Line, what can I do for you?
DR. MAYA ANGELOU (caller): You may write me down in history
KIM: I’m sorry, that’s not a service we offer. Have you tried the Library of Congress?
DR. ANGELOU: With your bitter, twisted lies
KIM: No, ma’am, I said the Library of Congress