TYLER: The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.
ENGLISH PEASANT: Oi, you just did it there.
TYLER: Did what?
ENGLISH PEASANT: Talked about Fight Club.
TYLER: No I didn’t.
ENGLISH PEASANT: Yes you did. You said “The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.” That sounds like talking about it to me.
TYLER: You can talk about it when you’re there.
ENGLISH PEASANT: You didn’t say that.
TYLER: What?
ENGLISH PEASANT: You said, “The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.” You can’t carve out an exception after the fact. Unless you want to make that the second rule.
TYLER: The second rule?
ENGLISH PEASANT: Well, yes, you could throw in a second rule, beginning with some hoity-toity language like, “Exceptions to the first rule shall include…” or some such.
TYLER: But there already is a second rule.
ENGLISH PEASANT: Are you sure?
TYLER: Yes.
ENGLISH PEASANT: You’re not just making it up to sound clever, are you?
TYLER: No.
ENGLISH PEASANT: Well, let’s have it then.
TYLER: What?
ENGLISH PEASANT: The second rule. What is it?
TYLER: The second rule of Fight club is you do not talk about Fight Club.
ENGLISH PEASANT: Oi, now ’e’s just repeating ’imself. I knew you were making it up.