COUNSELOR: Poetry Crisis Line, what is your emergency?
CALLER: In Xanadu did Kubla Khan / A stately pleasure-dome decree:
COUNSELOR: No sir, Khan was in Star Trek II; Xanadu starred Olivia Newton-John.
CALLER: Where Alph,
COUNSELOR: ALF was only on TV, sir. I don’t know if his planet was in the Federation.
CALLER: the sacred river, ran
COUNSELOR: –through it?
CALLER: Through caverns measureless to man
COUNSELOR: I think that was in Tremors. Did you just call me to ask about movie trivia?