NARRATOR: Element’ry penguins singing
PENGUINS: Hare Krishna,
NARRATOR: Man you shoulda seen ’em
kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
-The Beatles,
“I Am the Walrus”
3RD PENGUIN (while delivering a flying kick): Shake it off, Ed!
COMMENTARY: Contrary to popular belief, Taylor Swift was not the first pop megastar to describe a department conceived and dedicated to the purpose of torturing poets.