Category: Who would you rather meet in the woods?

10 Reasons Men Get Mad if a Woman Would Rather Meet a Bear

1. Thinks it’s a sexual fetish
2. Thinks it’s a scatological fetish (does a bear sh*t in the woods?)
3. Thinks this meeting could’ve been an email
4. Spends hours at the gym to be an alpha male, and now he’s going to have to compete with bears?
5. Was traumatized by
   a. Grizzly Man
   b. Cocaine Bear
   c. Paddington Bear
   d. Winnie the Pooh
   e. All of the above
6. A bear broke his heart once, and he doesn’t want anyone else to go through that.
7. His ex chose her _____ over him, and he never got over it.
   a. Dog
   b. Cat
   c. Plecostamus
   d. Stuffed animals
8. A bear ate his Twinkies once, and he never got over it.
9. For a being of pure rationality, it hurts when people don’t see your superior wisdom.
10. Of course a bear is gonna see her as prey—who wouldn’t?