If You Give a Squid a Squeegee p5

You’ll have to explain that sewing scissors
shouldn’t be used for paper
even after it’s gotten soggy.

 

 

If you give a squid a squeegee,
he’ll wipe the windows of your submarine
while you’re stopped at a traffic signal.

If a squid wipes your windows
he will expect a tip.

If you give a squid a tip
he’ll need a pocket to put it in.

If you give a squid pants,
he’ll want a hole for his tentacles.

If you give a squid your scissors
he’ll want to cut paper snowflakes.

You’ll have to explain
that sewing scissors
shouldn’t be used for paper
even after it’s gotten soggy.