The Chicago Picasso calls the Poetry Crisis Line part 2: another angle

Happy birthday to Gwendolyn Brooks, who would have been 104 today.

See part 1 here.

THE CHICAGO PICASSO (caller): And it is easier to stay at home.
PATIENCE (counselor): Because of the pandemic? Or are you afraid to put yourself out there?
THE CHICAGO PICASSO: Because I’m bolted to the freakin’ concrete.

If All Poems Were Limericks: “Howl” by Allen Ginsberg (continued)

Read Part 1 here.

The hipsters, like tygers, burn bright
for a link to the gears of the night.
They contemplate jazz,
and their poverty has
raised them over the rooftops in flight.

They’ve opened their skulls to the sky
beneath where the El trundles by,
while angels on junk
or just staggering drunk
cross campus with radiant cool eyes.

 

Happy birthday to Allen Ginsberg, who would have been 95 today.

Read the rest of “Howl” here. (These limericks cover roughly lines 3-6.)

Flanders Fields a Call (John McCrae calls the Poetry Crisis Line)

To everyone who has lost a loved one to war, the Poetry Crisis Line grieves with you this Memorial Day, and wishes you solace.

NED (counselor): Heidily doodely, this is the Poetry Crisis Line. What is your problemirino?
JOHN MCCRAE (caller): In Flanders Fields the poppies blow
NED: Isn’t it dandelions you blow on?
MCCRAE: Between the crosses
NED: Well, I’ll bite. What do you get when you cross a poppy with a dandelion?
MCCRAE: Row on row.
NED: Who, nelly. Roe is from fish. Flowers have seeds. Let’s not go mixing up the natural order of things.

If all poems were limericks: The Battle Hymn of the Republic, by Julia Ward Howe

We live in a troubling time,
But everything’s going to be fine:
We’ll see a new dawn
And keep marching on.
I know–I saw God stomping wine.*

Happy 202nd birthday to Julia Ward Howe, author of “The Battle Hymn of the Republic.”

*Some theologians suggest that “trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored” may be the real reason there was only one set of footprints in the sand.

Poet’s answer an age-old question: Bob Dylan on why the chicken crossed the road

Happy 80th birthday to Bob Dylan!

How many roads must a chicken cross
Before you can call her a hen?
And what is the reason she crossed that road?
And what did she do then?
The eggs are, my friend, they’re rollin’ in the wind.
The eggs are, they’re rollin in the wind.

 

 

Roger Zelazny calls the Fantasy Crisis Line

celebrating Roger Zelazny, who would have been 84 today, were it not for his untimely death.

COUNSELOR: Fantasy Crisis Line, what is your emergency?
ROGER ZELAZNY (caller): At the end of the season of sorrows comes the time of rejoicing.
COUNSELOR: Soon, I expect
ZELAZNY: Spring, like a well-oiled clock, noiselessly indicates this time.
COUNSELOR: Noiselessly? I can barely hear you over the cicadas.

Story of My Life

Story of My Life

 

I woke this morning, and had in my mind

the segue I’ve been struggling to find:

I don’t know how I got from there to here

does everything I need it do, and adds

iambical pentameter. I swear,

It makes me happy. And it makes me sad:

A simple honest line I love so much

it’s tragic I can only use it once—

or maybe—can I make it a refrain

that I can use again? Again? Again?