“She was like a childless cat woman with a laser printer, and he chased the dot all night.”
-Anonymous
[Note: in light of recent events, we have decided to postpone posting a post-debate depiction of a certain candidate covered in tread marks, as it might be misconstrued as incitement, rather than a depiction of what had already happened. Instead we take you to an earlier time, with a hasty drawing of a moment during the debate.]