COUNSELOR: Poetry Crisis Line, what is your emergency?
CALLER: I am dying,
COUNSELOR: Can I send an ambulance? Where are you calling from?
CALLER: Egypt,
COUNSELOR: Egypt? What are you doing there?
CALLER: dying;
COUNSELOR: Right. Is there something I can do for you?
CALLER: Give me some wine,
COUNSELOR: I thought you were in Egypt?
CALLER: and
COUNSELOR: You’re somewhere else as well?
CALLER: let me speak a little.
COUNSELOR: Right, you’re the dying guy. I’ll shut up now.